Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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Team Goals vs. Team Politics: Socceroos' Survival and Popovic's Pressure

Team Goals vs. Team Politics: Socceroos' Survival and Popovic's Pressure

The Socceroos' 12-month wait can't be good for Captain Popovic's sanity. The postponement of the Asian Cup, originally scheduled in Jeddah, will give our footballing champions a year to ponder their next move, but it also means Popovic has to mull over how to avoid conflict with himself.

if this one landed.