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Lotto Ticket on Four Legs? The Melbourne Cup Is (Theoretically) Within Reach

Lotto Ticket on Four Legs? The Melbourne Cup Is (Theoretically) Within Reach

In the world of Aussie sport, the Melbourne Cup stands out as the crown jewel that even the average punter can, in theory, claim. Unlike the AFL and NRL premiership trophies or cricket's baggy green, the Cup is said to be attainable.

Of course, this is a tongue‑in‑cheek observation – no one actually buys a horse with a lottery ticket, but the idea that the Cup is within reach of the everyday fan is a playful nod to the sport's allure.

So while you may not be able to trade your winning numbers for a thoroughbred, you can still dream of owning a Melbourne Cup mount and imagine the cheers at Flemington.

Melbourne Cup 2015 (22775261371) — Tourism Victoria from Australia, CC BY
Melbourne Cup 2015 (22775261371) — Tourism Victoria from Australia, CC BY

if this one landed.