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Retiring Swans stalwart Dane Rampe urges teammates to keep confronting Pullman scandal truths

Retiring Swans stalwart Dane Rampe urges teammates to keep confronting Pullman scandal truths

Veteran Swans player Dane Rampe has called time on his AFL career, delivering a parting message that goes beyond the usual thank‑you speeches.

In his farewell, Rampe urged his teammates to keep asking the hard questions that the Pullman Hotel scandal brought to light, insisting that confronting uncomfortable truths is essential for the club’s culture.

He stressed that the Swans’ identity is shaped not just by on‑field performance but by how the group conducts itself off the field, and that the work of cultural accountability doesn’t end when a player hangs up his boots.

Rampe’s message was delivered with the calm confidence he displayed throughout his playing days, underscoring that the next generation will need to carry forward the same commitment to openness and integrity.

While his departure leaves a noticeable gap in the squad, his call to keep the conversation alive provides a clear directive for the club’s future leaders.

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