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From Brazil to Miami: Flavio Bolsonaro lands after passport standoff

From Brazil to Miami: Flavio Bolsonaro lands after passport standoff

Flavio Bolsonaro, the defeated Brazilian presidential candidate, arrived in Miami with his immediate family on Wednesday after the U.S. State Department granted them entry visas.

Brazil’s Supreme Court had ordered Bolsonaro to surrender his passports as part of a money‑laundering investigation, a directive he chose not to comply with.

The U.S. visa decision was issued the same day, effectively allowing the family to enter the United States despite the outstanding court order in Brazil.

The unexpected arrival has drawn a wry smile from observers, who note the irony of a political contender landing in a city known for its beaches while a passport dispute looms over him.

Brazil continues to request the return of the passports, and the Bolsonaro family is now settling into Miami while the legal tug‑of‑war proceeds across borders.

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