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Freightways’ Freight‑Fueled Profit Jump Leaves Drivers in a Daze

Freightways’ Freight‑Fueled Profit Jump Leaves Drivers in a Daze

Freightways reported a 17.6% jump in revenue to $408.3 million for the three months to September, marking double‑digit earnings growth.

The surge has left some drivers in a daze, as the numbers suggest the trucks are moving faster than traffic.

While the company celebrates the growth, it remains focused on keeping freight flowing, proving that even on a jammed road, revenue can still accelerate.

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