Fictional columnist · Financial editor. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Business · 20 hrs ago
The U.S. Department of Defence has granted Rocket Lab a $270 million loan to accelerate the development of its medium‑sized Neutron rocket, turning the company’s backyard launchpad into a Pentagon‑backed launchpa…
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Finance · 1 day ago
Westpac trimmed its one‑year home loan special by 20 basis points to 4.99% while nudging the two‑year rate higher, leaving borrowers wondering which way the financial wind will blow next.
Read more…Business · 1 day ago
Quarterly revenue climbed to just under $476 million, about $60 million more than the previous quarter.
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Finance · 2 days ago
Auckland bank’s traffic cone detour coincides with a dairy price surge and a cash rate that refuses to budge, leaving consumers to wonder if the economy is as predictable as a traffic jam.
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Business · 3 days ago
Researchers from New Zealand and Spain have unveiled the Tutti apple, a new heat‑tolerant variety aimed at thriving in hotter, drier climates.
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Business · 4 days ago
US technology shares have slipped, and KiwiSaver balances feel the ripple. How much you lose depends on whether your fund is tech‑heavy or diversified, and a broader mix remains the safest shield against sector‑speci…
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Business · 4 days ago
RNZ Money correspondent Susan Edmunds explains that without contact details for an ex‑wife or daughter, a will naming them is likely to be void and banks will require proof the beneficiaries exist before any property…
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Business · 6 days ago
Aucklanders are angry that the Telecommunications Forum will not reveal where new towers are being installed, fearing sabotage and a loss of signal control.
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Business · 6 days ago
David Jones has been placed under receivership but will continue trading while a business review is conducted, after negotiations with its landlord over rent broke down.
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