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One Nation’s backstage whisper leaves the reunited Coalition with more cracks than a council’s pothole plan

One Nation’s backstage whisper leaves the reunited Coalition with more cracks than a council’s pothole plan

One Nation’s backstage whisper leaves the reunited Coalition with more cracks than a council’s pothole plan.

Behind closed doors in Canberra, One Nation’s influence forced senior coalition figures to confront a trade‑deal draft and an AI roadmap that now appear far less certain.

Insiders describe the sway as a “quiet thunder”, turning what could have been a smooth rollout into a series of cautious nods and uneasy glances.

Party with Rap Nation.jpg — Wikimedia Commons
Party with Rap Nation.jpg — Wikimedia Commons

The trade deal, once touted as a smooth commute, now resembles a detour sign, leaving ministers to decide whether to reroute or wait.

On the AI front, the coalition’s plans have been reduced to cautious footnotes, signalling a more tentative approach.

No official statements have been released, but the atmosphere was reportedly tense.

For now, the reunited Coalition appears set to spend more time patching policy holes than before.

if this one landed.