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Arsenal to Appeal Dowman's Red Card – A Legal Brief for the Unlikely

Arsenal to Appeal Dowman's Red Card – A Legal Brief for the Unlikely

Arsenal have confirmed they will appeal the red card shown to Max Dowman during their Carabao Cup defeat at Fleetwood Town, a move analysts say is unlikely to succeed.

Former Premier League referee Dermot Gallagher has weighed in, stating the appeal will fail because the official’s standard was, in his words, “aggressive”.

The club’s legal team is reportedly drafting a submission, but the focus remains on the single card rather than the broader performance that saw the Gunners suffer a shock loss.

Fleetwood Town emerged as the victors in that upset, a result that no legal argument can overturn.

if this one landed.