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Clayface Takes the Lead, Leaving ‘You Can See Everything’ and ‘Wildwood’ in the Dust

Clayface Takes the Lead, Leaving ‘You Can See Everything’ and ‘Wildwood’ in the Dust

Clayface has punched its way to the top of the weekend box office, raking in more than $24 million and leaving the competition scrambling for a spare glove.

Not to be outshone, the sci‑fi spectacle ‘You Can See Everything’ is poised for a possible $20 million haul in its second weekend, proving that even a film about seeing everything can’t escape the mystery of the numbers.

Meanwhile, newcomer ‘Wildwood’ appears ready to claim the third spot, joining the fray with ‘Wicker’ and ‘Klara and the Sun’ as the other contenders for the remaining podium positions.

So while the box office may feel like a heavyweight bout, it’s clear that Clayface is the underdog turned champion, and the rest are just trying to stay on the canvas without getting knocked out.

if this one landed.