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Lighter · photo lists and short retellings of published good-news reports, not satire. The pictures are openly licensed.

Shades for the Sea

Lighter · 4 October 2026

Shades for the Sea

Florida scientists propose using underwater umbrellas to shield Caribbean corals from heat damage.

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