Tuesday, 6 October 2026

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Lighter · a photo list, not a news story. The pictures are openly licensed.

Eight dear pictures of penguins

Here are eight dear pictures of penguins. They stand about as if the afternoon is being friendly. The pictures are from public collections, not a news report.

Penguins. They stand as if the afternoon is a friend. — xrayspx, CC BY-SA
Penguins. They stand as if the afternoon is a friend. — xrayspx, CC BY-SA
King Penguin Couple. A dear little crowd, and no agenda. — D-Stanley, CC BY
King Penguin Couple. A dear little crowd, and no agenda. — D-Stanley, CC BY
They look dressed for a day that turned out fine. — Magnus Bråth, CC BY
They look dressed for a day that turned out fine. — Magnus Bråth, CC BY
Penguin Posing. A waddle, and the feeling that things are all right. — Lord Biro, CC BY-SA
Penguin Posing. A waddle, and the feeling that things are all right. — Lord Biro, CC BY-SA
King Penguins. They seem to be keeping one another company. — D-Stanley, CC BY
King Penguins. They seem to be keeping one another company. — D-Stanley, CC BY
King Penguin. A small formal face, and a lot of warmth behind it. — Guwashi999, CC BY
King Penguin. A small formal face, and a lot of warmth behind it. — Guwashi999, CC BY
Penguins in the Sun. They look as if they have already forgiven the cold. — campbelj45ca, CC BY-SA
Penguins in the Sun. They look as if they have already forgiven the cold. — campbelj45ca, CC BY-SA
Fall In The Antarctic (Humboldt Penguins & Leaf Fall), ZSL London Zoo. A dear pause, and then they can go on. — flatworldsedge, CC BY-SA
Fall In The Antarctic (Humboldt Penguins & Leaf Fall), ZSL London Zoo. A dear pause, and then they can go on. — flatworldsedge, CC BY-SA

That is the whole list. A few dear faces, and nothing more was required.

if this one landed.