Friday, 2 October 2026

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Lighter · a photo list, not a news story. The pictures are openly licensed.

Eight cheerful pictures of puffins

Here are eight cheerful pictures of puffins. Small beaks, serious little faces, and no bad news attached. The pictures are from public collections, not a news report.

Puffin bird standing close up. A serious little face, somehow still cheerful. — public domain
Puffin bird standing close up. A serious little face, somehow still cheerful. — public domain
Free Atlantic puffin bird image. They look dressed for a day that turned out kind. — public domain
Free Atlantic puffin bird image. They look dressed for a day that turned out kind. — public domain
Puffin bird holding fish closeup. A beak full of colour, and nothing else required. — public domain
Puffin bird holding fish closeup. A beak full of colour, and nothing else required. — public domain
Large billed Puffin Birds America. They seem pleased just to be standing there. — public domain
Large billed Puffin Birds America. They seem pleased just to be standing there. — public domain
Atlantic Puffin Fratercula arctica. A small bird, and a surprisingly large amount of cheer. — Wikimedia Commons
Atlantic Puffin Fratercula arctica. A small bird, and a surprisingly large amount of cheer. — Wikimedia Commons
Frailecillo coletudo (Fratercula cirrhata), Bahía de la Resurección, Seward, Alaska, Estados Unidos, 2017 08 21, DD 34. The sort of face that makes a grey hour feel silly. — Wikimedia Commons
Frailecillo coletudo (Fratercula cirrhata), Bahía de la Resurección, Seward, Alaska, Estados Unidos, 2017 08 21, DD 34. The sort of face that makes a grey hour feel silly. — Wikimedia Commons
Frailecillo coletudo (Fratercula cirrhata), Bahía de la Resurección, Seward, Alaska, Estados Unidos, 2017 08 21, DD 37. They look as if the wind is on their side. — Wikimedia Commons
Frailecillo coletudo (Fratercula cirrhata), Bahía de la Resurección, Seward, Alaska, Estados Unidos, 2017 08 21, DD 37. They look as if the wind is on their side. — Wikimedia Commons
Frailecillo coletudo (Fratercula cirrhata), Bahía de la Resurección, Seward, Alaska, Estados Unidos, 2017 08 21, DD 46. A bright pause, and then they can go on. — Wikimedia Commons
Frailecillo coletudo (Fratercula cirrhata), Bahía de la Resurección, Seward, Alaska, Estados Unidos, 2017 08 21, DD 46. A bright pause, and then they can go on. — Wikimedia Commons

That is all of them. A little brightness, and then back to the day.

if this one landed.