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Filed from the London desk — including multi-city pieces that also ran elsewhere.

Politics · 1 October 2026

UK‑France ‘One‑in‑One‑out’ Scheme Pulled, 1,500 Migrants Now in France

Reginald Penny, London desk

The UK‑France pilot to curb Channel crossings by swapping one migrant in for one out has been axed after a year, leaving 1,500 people now in France.

Sports · 1 October 2026

London Marathon Start Order Decided by Rock‑Paper‑Scissors Showdown – City’s Newest Running Drama

Iris Quay, London desk

The elite men’s and women’s London Marathon races will be launched in an order chosen by a single throw of rock, paper, scissors between two senior organisers, sparking a wave of speculation about destiny, strategy a…

Finance · 1 October 2026

GDP Re‑boost: UK Income Rises, City Cheers Resilience, Treasury Sec. Gets a Pre‑budget Power‑Up

Iris Quay, London desk

A revision of UK Q2 income growth has the Treasury Secretary John Healey looking dapper before the budget, while the City dashes to the market to celebrate a ‘resilient’ economy, all without the usual jargon.

Business · 1 October 2026

Energy Bills to Reach Nearly £2,000 a Year – The City’s Wallets Feel the Heat

Iris Quay, London desk

A new forecast predicts the average British household will pay almost £2,000 a year for energy, a 16% jump that will leave the City’s finance teams clutching their coffee cups. The figure marks the biggest quarterly r…

Sports · 1 October 2026

Djokovic Beats Nuno Borges in Beijing, Defying Both Gravity and Bureaucracy

Tom Wick, London desk

Novak Djokovic returned to the tour in Beijing to extend his 30-game winning streak at the China Open, defeating Nuno Borges in a performance that defied several laws of physics and athletic decay.

Business · 1 October 2026

Huel’s ‘All‑You‑Need‑in‑a‑Shake’ Pitch Stopped by the UK’s Advertising Authority – Reality Star’s Cheeky Appeal Fails

Iris Quay, London desk

The UK Advertising Standards Authority has prohibited Huel’s latest meal‑replacement advert, which featured ex‑Made In Chelsea star Spencer Matthews, for making unverified health claims, prompting the brand to reth…

Sports · 1 October 2026

Guardiola vows eternal loyalty as City’s financial sins earn them a Premier League slap‑on‑the‑wrist

Celia Marsh, London desk

Former Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola publicly declares his undying support for the club after the Premier League found them guilty of financial rule breaches, prompting a swirl of sarcastic commentary from the Londo…

Business · 1 October 2026

Bailey Backs the Idea That AI Regulation Is a 'Wrong First Stop' – and Still Wants a Test Tube

Iris Quay, London desk

Andrew Bailey declares that while AI needs careful testing and safeguards, the first step is not to legislate its behaviour outright. The regulator hints at a ‘sandbox’ approach, leaving market players to wrestle wit…

Business · 30 September 2026

Growth Grows, Diesel Rises: A Londoner’s Dream and a Driver’s Dilemma

Iris Quay, London desk

The Office of National Statistics nudged the UK’s growth figure higher, delighting City brass, even as diesel prices edge towards the dreaded £2 threshold.