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Shoebridge’s Greens: The New Labor Replacement Plan

Politics · 30 September 2026

Shoebridge’s Greens: The New Labor Replacement Plan

After a dramatic leadership ballot, NSW senator David Shoebridge has taken the reins of the Greens, vowing to replace Labor. The move comes after Larissa Waters’ resignation and a surge of One Nation, leaving the party…

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