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Sports · 19 October 2026
Sonay Kartal’s bid for her first WTA 1000 crown was halted in a nail‑biting deciding set as Poland’s Maya Chwalinska edged her out in the Wuhan Open final.
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Science · 18 October 2026
Japan is preparing a five‑year, world‑first mission to collect and return samples from Phobos, one of Mars’s two tiny, potato‑shaped moons.
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Sports · 16 October 2026
Britain’s Sonay Kartal, playing her third event after a long injury lay‑off, stunned fifth‑seed Elina Svitolina to reach her first WTA 1000 semi‑final at the Wuhan Open.
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World · 11 October 2026
Hundreds of supporters and the leaders of India’s “Cockroach” movement were detained in Delhi while tens of thousands of security personnel sealed off roads and imposed a city‑wide lockdown ahead of a planned mas…
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Sports · 10 October 2026
Max Verstappen secured pole for the Singapore Grand Prix sprint, edging out George Russell. However, stewards have opened an investigation after he passed Lewis Hamilton while a yellow flag was displayed during qualifyin…
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World · 9 October 2026
A High Court ruling has declared the search warrants used to raid Prince Andrew's properties unlawful. However, the investigation into the ex-prince's alleged misconduct remains ongoing. The case highlights the importanc…
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Technology · 6 October 2026
Ofcom has opened an investigation into Meta’s Instagram Instants, questioning whether the company performed the risk assessment required by the Online Safety Act before rolling out the Snapchat‑style feature.
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Sports · 4 October 2026
After a court declared Manchester City guilty of financial irregularities, Emirati officials warned the UK could lose billions in property investment, sparking a diplomatic scramble over future tower projects.
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Sports · 1 October 2026
In the build‑up to the ODI tri‑series in Pakistan and Sri Lanka, England’s selectors have swapped Jofra Archer for a trio of spinners, including a comeback for Mason Crane after eight years away from the national…
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