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Politics · 1 hr ago
A group of MPs warned that continued postponement of the Palace of Westminster’s long‑overdue renovation could lead to a catastrophic failure, urging urgent action to avoid structural disaster.
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World · 8 hrs ago
Across the pond, commentators debate how Donald Trump’s loss of both the House and Senate could reverberate through UK politics, from oil markets to foreign policy.
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Politics · 1 day ago
During the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Antigua, King Charles said Britain’s role in the slave trade was a shameful chapter, yet he stopped short of offering a formal apology, despite calls for reparatio…
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World · 1 day ago
Four flights from London, Copenhagen, Manchester and Israel were hit by bomb threats; after police sweeps Warsaw‑Modlin Airport gave the all‑clear, while similar checks were underway in Murcia and Sofia.
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Sports · 3 days ago
The Australian Jillaroos smashed Wales 124‑6 in Sydney, setting a new World Cup record and leaving the Welsh side looking like they’d missed the train to competitiveness.
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Politics · 26 October 2026
Mayor Andy Burnham says the UK should start an honest discussion – even a possible referendum – on whether to readopt the EU’s free‑movement rules.
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Sports · 26 October 2026
Harry Kane is the clear favourite for the 2026 men’s Ballon d’Or, with the award set to be presented in London on Monday.
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Sports · 26 October 2026
Liverpool edged Brighton after Alexander Isak scored for a third consecutive Premier League match, handing the visitors their second defeat of the season.
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World · 24 October 2026
Storm Boelo will batter the north of the UK with up to 80 mph gusts this weekend and has already triggered a Status Orange rain warning for Kerry, Ireland, from 7 am to 2 pm. Forecasters urge the public to brac…
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