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Environment · 30 September 2026
A FlyDubai passenger jet bound for Israel was diverted to Saudi Arabia after a cockpit skirmish between its pilots triggered an emergency signal.
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World · 30 September 2026
The US President has signaled that Pyongyang’s nuclear arsenal is acceptable due to personal fondness for the North Korean leader, raising questions about the durability of diplomatic relations versus personal branding…
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Entertainment · 30 September 2026
Warner Bros. has scheduled the first 'Game of Thrones' feature film, 'Aegon’s Conquest,' for a sweltering June release in 2029, creating a logistical paradox for fans preparing for the cold. Directed by Owen Harris, th…
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World · 29 September 2026
After a wave of city‑wide demonstrations triggered by the eviction of an 87‑year‑old Madrid pensioner, the property owners struck a deal letting her return to her flat, ending the protests.
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Sports · 29 September 2026
In a surprising move, Washington and Beijing have agreed to slash duties on a bizarre assortment of goods, from live emus and whales to surgical robots and soccer balls, worth about $60 billion, prompting traders to wo…
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Entertainment · 29 September 2026
The Tokyo International Film Festival has announced that Iranian director Mohammad Rasoulof and Japanese-Korean filmmaker O Mipo will share the Kurosawa Akira Award. The honor recognizes their ongoing influence on cinema…
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World · 29 September 2026
SpaceX’s new Starship reached orbit for the first time, even as one of its engines threw a tantrum, leaving Musk to grin at the stars.
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Sports · 28 September 2026
Alyssa Thompson’s isolated strike broke Arsenal’s long winning streak in the Women’s Super League, leaving the Gunners with a loss and the Blue side with a very tidy 1-0 victory.
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Sports · 28 September 2026
In a Rugby World Cup final, the Wallabies survived a ten‑minute frenzy, winning 18‑17 over the defending champions the Boks despite playing with only eleven players and earning four yellow cards.
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