World · 9 October 2026
Pope Takes on Trump Over AI Risk
The Pope has publicly challenged Donald Trump, arguing that artificial intelligence poses a danger to humanity and that Trump’s approach to the technology is insufficient.
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World · 9 October 2026
French High Schools Blockade Again, Claim Victory by Turning Hallways into a Silent Soundtrack
For a third week French high‑school students have blockaded schools nationwide, rejecting ministerial pledges as insufficient and demanding concrete measures to fix crumbling facilities and address teacher absences, wh…
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Sports · 8 October 2026
Nick Blakey’s Trade Saga Continues as Giants Keep Coniglio on Day Four
On day four of the AFL trade period the Giants have confirmed they are retaining Coniglio, while Nick Blakey remains in trade limbo as clubs weigh their options.
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World · 7 October 2026
Royal Portraitist Gives Jane Goodall the Royal Treatment, Technically Speaking
Australian royal portraitist Ralph Heimans joined Jane Goodall on her final Tanzanian trip to paint a tribute to the famed primatologist amid her beloved chimpanzees.
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World · 6 October 2026
Trump Shifts Ad Funding to MAGA Inc. After Backlash, Then Lashes Out at Rally Crowd Coverage
After criticism over taxpayer‑funded advertising, President Trump announced he will finance his self‑promotional ads through the MAGA Inc. campaign vehicle. He also expressed anger at media coverage of recent rally a…
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World · 6 October 2026
Spain’s PM calls snap election after housing bill stalls, betting voters will overlook soaring rents
Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez announced a snap election for 29 November after right‑wing parties rejected emergency legislation aimed at the housing crisis. The move turns Spain’s already pricey property market int…
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World · 5 October 2026
Dod ik Declares Party Victory in Bosnia Election Despite Missing the Ballot
Bosnian Serb nationalist Milorad Dodik announced his party’s victory in the recent Bosnia elections, a claim made while he himself was absent from the ballot amid a backdrop of economic pressure.
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Sports · 3 October 2026
Knights Coach Holbrook Hypes 19‑Year‑Old Hagan as Grand Final Star, Forgetting He’s Never Been There
Justin Holbrook declares 19‑year‑old Diesel Hagan a ‘definite’ Grand Final option, even though the player has never played in a Grand Final. The coach’s confidence is as misplaced as a referee’s whistle in a…
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Sports · 30 September 2026
Frenchman Ocon Bids Farewell to Haas, Leaves Formula One in Suspense
After a dramatic announcement, Esteban Ocon will leave the Haas team at the end of 2026, leaving his future in the F1 world as uncertain as a tyre’s grip on a rain‑slick track.
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