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Entertainment · 28 September 2026
At the Zurich Film Festival, Anna Kendrick discussed her upcoming directorial debut and reflected on her career's tonal shifts, ranging from superhero-grade friendship dynamics to a bewildering time in the vampire world.
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Sports · 26 September 2026
Cameron Munster is employing a low-level strategic prod to persuade Mark Nawaqanitawase to join the Rugby League World Cup squad, relying on the hope that the Roosters star will interpret the gesture as an irresistible h…
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World · 25 September 2026
In a country famous for its neutrality and fondue, voters are asked whether to tighten their long‑standing policy of not picking sides – a decision that could change how Switzerland reacts to Russia and future confli…
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Entertainment · 25 September 2026
President Trump hosted Chinese President Xi Jinping in a state dinner that featured a lineup of tech titans and Fox News hosts, while CNN and MS NOW reporters were turned away from the event.
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Business · 25 September 2026
At the White House, President Trump and President Xi Jinping raised glasses alongside a roster of Silicon Valley billionaires, all while tariff debates simmered like a pot of overcooked noodles.
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Sports · 24 September 2026
Newcastle Knights fans, recently elevated to the psychological purgatory of the NRL preliminary finals, have been subjected to an educational session by local icon Andrew Johns regarding the true nature of the achievemen…
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Sports · 24 September 2026
Former NRL star Toby Sexton details a pivotal conversation with new South Sydney Rabbitohs coach Mal Meninga that convinced him to make a dramatic return to professional rugby league.
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World · 23 September 2026
Three major American news organizations have petitioned a federal court to determine if the current administration’s ban on their access violates constitutional principles, or simply standard Tuesday protocol.
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World · 21 September 2026
When a Texas traffic stop went off the rails, an ICE officer fired a shot that left a local man seriously injured and a crowd of protestors lining the highway. The incident has sparked debate over law‑enforcement tacti…
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