Sports · 15 October 2026
Crows Staunchly Decline Roos' Murray Bid After Drawn Duel
After a draw with North Melbourne, the Crows turned down the Roos' bid for Nick Murray, confirming he will remain at the club.
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Sports · 14 October 2026
Fuming Munster Reacts to Storm Pay Cut as Gus Pulls Dogs Coup
The Melbourne Storm’s huge payroll cut has left Munster fuming, while Gus’s surprise raid on a rival has bolstered the Dogs’ ranks.
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Sports · 14 October 2026
Aussie stars light up Bayern's night: Stensness scores, Irankunda assists Suarez
Gianni Stensness opened the scoring for Australia against Bayern Munich in a Champions League match, and Nestory Irankunda set up a second goal for Luis Suarez.
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Sports · 14 October 2026
McKenna’s double fuels Matildas’ 7‑1 demolition of Haiti
Leticia McKenna scored twice as Australia’s Matildas thrashed Haiti 7‑1 in a friendly in France, with goals also coming from Daniela Galic (on debut), Caitlin Foord, Clare Wheeler and Holly McNamara.
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Sports · 14 October 2026
Bombers' Late‑Season Hunt for Premiership Lion Turns Trade Deadline into a Scrimmage
Essendon is racing to secure a premiership player from the Brisbane Lions as the AFL trade deadline looms at 7.30pm, turning the day into a chaotic scramble.
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Sports · 13 October 2026
Dragons Eye Kangaroos Debutant After Bostock Slip‑through
After losing Jack Bostock, the Dragons say they’ll pounce on a Kangaroos debutant if he ever hits free agency, turning a slip‑up into a scouting opportunity.
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Sports · 13 October 2026
Matildas Coach Hints at Line‑up Shuffle Ahead of Haiti – Expect a Council‑Meeting‑Level Revamp
Australia's women's team boss Joe Montemurro has indicated that the Matildas' starting XI will be altered for Wednesday's match against Haiti. The hint has sparked fan speculation, though no specific changes have been co…
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Sports · 13 October 2026
Defector Matt Richardson Under Investigation Over Alleged Misconduct
Australian defector Matt Richardson is under investigation for alleged misconduct, with authorities confirming the probe but releasing no further details.
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Sports · 13 October 2026
Ka Ying Rising Set to Defend Everest Crown as Trainer Hayes Stays Unusually Calm
Top trainer David Hayes says he’s pleased with Ka Ying Rising, the favourite to defend its Everest title in Sydney, and his unusually relaxed demeanor has become the talk of the paddock.
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