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McKenna’s double fuels Matildas’ 7‑1 demolition of Haiti

McKenna’s double fuels Matildas’ 7‑1 demolition of Haiti

In a friendly in France, the Matildas routed Haiti 7‑1, with young midfielder Leticia McKenna opening the scoring and then adding a second to give Australia a comfortable lead.

McKenna’s brace came early in the match, setting the tone for what would become a dominant performance.

Debutant Daniela Galic celebrated her first international goal, while seasoned forwards Caitlin Foord, Clare Wheeler and Holly McNamara each contributed a goal to complete the tally.

The result underscored the Matildas’ attacking depth and gave their coach a confidence‑boosting performance ahead of upcoming fixtures.

Fans in France enjoyed the spectacle, and the final whistle confirmed the 7‑1 scoreline.

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