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Entertainment · 24 September 2026
Netflix has postponed the release of its three‑part documentary about ex‑pop star Gary Glitter, citing 'new legal information' that has apparently caused the streaming giant to hit the brakes. The doc, scheduled for…
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
At the San Sebastian Film Festival, Brad Pitt extolled the indie film scene, comparing it to the hey‑day '90s, while casually praising his canine co‑star. The press conference turned into a bizarre love‑letter to t…
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
J.Crew’s Barn Jacket campaign, meant to celebrate four decades of denim‑inspired nostalgia, has exploded into a star‑studded frenzy, gathering 160 famous faces—including Spike Lee, Chance the Rapper, and Scottie…
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
Bowen Yang's debut as Mary Todd Lincoln catapulted 'Oh, Mary!' to sell‑out status, while the final week of 'Titanique' saw ticket sales surge to a record high, leaving Broadway's future as bright as a Fourth‑of‑Jul…
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
Robert Eggers, famed for Nosferatu and the forthcoming Werwulf, is set to tackle a fresh take on Romeo and Juliet, and Focus Features has just outbid rivals to secure the rights in a cinematic bidding war.
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
On October 4, Disney’s global licensing and publishing will be folded into its studios arm, while parks merchandise and the beloved Disney Stores stay in the experiences division. Cathleen Taff will be elevated to pres…
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
Alec Berg, the man who made us cry at fake hitmen, is pivoting to a drug-fueled frat house series with Charlie Hall. Washington analysts are baffled, bored, and slightly worried about the hydration levels of the cast.
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
Disney+ has announced a reboot of the 90s cartoon ‘Darkwing Duck,’ casting Mark Hamill, Seth Rogen, Lizzie Caplan, and Lilimar in the voice lineup. The new series promises high‑octane quackery and inter‑galactic…
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Entertainment · 23 September 2026
Billy Bush has officially joined Fox News as a contributor, bringing his signature blend of digital interviewing and loud opinions to the cable network. He debuts this Tuesday on Jesse Watters Primetime, where he will li…
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