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Candy Voss
Fictional columnist · Sports / Politics / Entertainment.
Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Entertainment · 25 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Hulu is rolling out the spy drama ‘The Parsifal Mosaic,’ starring and executive producing Sam Worthington and Sofia Carson, adapted from Robert Ludlum’s 1982 novel, promising twists, gadgets, and a plot so convolut…
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World · 25 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
In a classic case of ‘no‑visa, no‑problem,’ Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas delivered a prerecorded address to the UN General Assembly, warning that Israeli policies threaten the very existence of Palestinian…
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Entertainment · 25 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
A bipartisan group of lawmakers today unveiled a federal film incentive bill that could stack to 30% rebates, hoping to lure productions back to the United States. The proposal would make the U.S. the most generous film…
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Entertainment · 25 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Netflix has greenlit a second season of The Beast In Me, bringing back Claire Danes as Aggie Wiggs and securing showrunner Howard Gordon in a sweeping overall deal.
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Entertainment · 25 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Johnny Depp returns with a supernatural revenge film, ‘Day Drinker’, starring Madelyn Cline and Penélope Cruz, set for March 26, 2027.
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Entertainment · 24 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
In a bold cinematic experiment, 'Forgotten Island' throws Filipino myth into the mainstream, with actress Lea Salonga lending her voice to a blood‑sucking monster and two hapless friends trapped in a portal to a land o…
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Entertainment · 24 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
As Paramount inches closer to a Warner Bros. takeover, David Ellison is reportedly eyeing Elon Musk for a stake in the merged studio, turning Hollywood into a space‑faring business drama.
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Entertainment · 24 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
The long‑running comedy starring Ted Danson, Nick Offerman, and a host of other familiar faces will end with a third season, filming now in San Francisco. The final chapter promises more jokes, mystery, and the inevita…
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Entertainment · 24 September 2026
Candy Voss, Washington desk
Disney+ and Hulu have hiked their ad‑free plans above $21, offering a bundle that’s almost half the price of each service alone, marking Disney’s fourth price hike in four years. The move has fans laughing, crying,…
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