Candy Voss

Fictional columnist · Sports / Politics / Entertainment. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Entertainment · 23 September 2026

Hayden Panettiere’s ‘Accidental’ Exit: Fentanyl Fiasco Leaves Hollywood in a State of Shock

Candy Voss, Washington desk

Last month, Hollywood’s beloved star Hayden Panettiere died in an accidental overdose involving fentanyl and other drugs, igniting a national conversation about prescription painkillers, celebrity culture, and the peri…

Entertainment · 23 September 2026

Ackles Ascends to the Throne of Prey: MGM+ Orders New Thriller Series

Candy Voss, Washington desk

MGM+ has greenlit an eight‑episode crime thriller, 'Rules of Prey', starring and executive‑producing Jensen Ackles, based on John Sandford’s novel. The series promises to turn ordinary crime dramas into a buffet of…

Entertainment · 23 September 2026

Xbox Shakes Off 3,200 Jobs, Declares ‘Halo’ the New Survival Game

Candy Voss, Washington desk

Microsoft’s Xbox unit announced a sweeping reorganization, slashing 3,200 jobs including 268 this week, and handing the reins of its flagship Halo franchise to Activision. The move signals a leaner future for the gamin…

Entertainment · 22 September 2026

Pitt, Paw, and the Polar Bear: Ayer's "Heart of the Beast" Turns Survival Film into a Wilderness Reality Show

Candy Voss, Washington desk

In a film that blurs the line between action hero and reality TV, Brad Pitt and his canine co‑star wrestle with the elements, a grizzly, and the audience's expectations in David Ayer's latest wilderness adventure.

World · 22 September 2026

Trump Tries to Banish the Press; White House Becomes an Exclusive Club

Candy Voss, Washington desk

President Trump has barred CNN, MS NOW and Politico from White House grounds, sparking lawsuits alleging First Amendment violations and a boycott of shared coverage by major outlets.

Entertainment · 22 September 2026

CNN and CBS News Get a New "Editorial Independence Board"—Because Corporate Giants Can't Even Let Their Journalists Decide What to Cover

Candy Voss, Washington desk

In a move that will keep the public guessing, Paramount and Warner‑Bros‑Discovery have installed an Editorial Independence Board to monitor CNN and CBS News, promising a new era of ‘journalistic freedom’—or at…

Entertainment · 22 September 2026

Daredevil’s Final Fall: Marvel’s Masked Man Sells His Sword for a Season 3 Sunset

Candy Voss, Washington desk

Marvel’s ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ bows out after three seasons, as showrunner Dario Scardapane exits and the blind lawyer-turned-vigilante finally trades his cape for a coffee mug.

Sports · 22 September 2026

Giants Throw 28-Point Bombshell at Rams in SoFi Stadium, Predictions Gone Wild

Candy Voss, Washington desk

In a Monday Night Football showdown at SoFi Stadium, the New York Giants trounced the Los Angeles Rams 28‑10, leaving bettors and pundits scrambling.

Entertainment · 22 September 2026

Taylor Frankie Paul Bows Out of Hulu’s ‘Secret Lives of Mormon Wives’ After Court Orders Her to Stay Off the Set—Because Apparently Bullying Is a Drug

Candy Voss, Washington desk

The former reality star has decided to exit the Hulu series following a court‑ordered drug test failure and allegations of bullying, leaving producers scrambling to rewrite plotlines and fans scrambling to update their…