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Lions Coach Fagan Pondering Retirement After Grand Final

Sports · 25 September 2026

Lions Coach Fagan Pondering Retirement After Grand Final

After the Lions’ triumph in the grand final, coach Chris Fagan admits he may not return next season, leaving fans to wonder if the next chapter will be on the sidelines or a quiet life away from the roar of the crowd.

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