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Fremantle's Quiet Architect Nearly Took a Different Route

Sports · 25 September 2026

Fremantle's Quiet Architect Nearly Took a Different Route

The Dockers’ secret‑sauce builder, a son of a footy legend, nearly walked away from the job that now makes him a household name. His near‑miss has the league buzzing about talent, fate and the art of the right call…

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