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San Antonio Becomes Temporary Capital of Punching

Entertainment · 25 October 2026

San Antonio Becomes Temporary Capital of Punching

Emanuel Navarrete and O’Shaquie Foster will meet in San Antonio on Saturday, Oct. 24, in a junior‑lightweight (super featherweight) unification bout for Navarrete’s WBO and IBF titles, with Top Rank Boxing hand…

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Sydney’s Dual‑Airport Era: Competition Takes Off

Politics · 25 October 2026

Sydney’s Dual‑Airport Era: Competition Takes Off

Sydney will become the first Australian capital with two major international airports when Western Sydney International Airport opens, and backers say the added competition could bring cheaper tickets and more flights.

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