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Starlink’s Speed‑up: Ukraine’s Digital Wall Reopens After a Week of Sluggishness

Starlink’s Speed‑up: Ukraine’s Digital Wall Reopens After a Week of Sluggishness

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy reported that the Starlink satellite network has returned to normal operating speeds after a slowdown lasting more than a week, which had hampered Kyiv’s ability to defend against Russian attacks.

During the disruption, the reduced bandwidth created a digital bottleneck for government communications. Zelenskyy described the restoration as a return to the "level we need," indicating that the network is once again supporting the country’s defence machinery.

While the exact cause of the slowdown was not detailed, the brief interruption underscored how critical reliable satellite internet is for Ukraine’s military coordination and overall resilience.

With Starlink back to its usual pace, officials expect the nation’s situational awareness and command‑and‑control systems to operate without the previous lag, allowing defence efforts to proceed more smoothly.

if this one landed.