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Valkyries level WNBA Finals as Dream's hopes drift on the harbour

Valkyries level WNBA Finals as Dream's hopes drift on the harbour

Gabby Williams steered the Golden State Valkyries to a Game 4 win that evens the 2026 WNBA Finals at 2-2, while Australia's Izzy Borlase kept the Dream’s engine humming despite the loss.

The Golden State Valkyries finally broke the deadlock against the Atlanta Dream, tying the series at two games apiece.

Izzy Borlase, the Australian forward who has been the Dream’s quiet engine all week, kept her production steady, but the collective sigh of the crowd suggested the tide was turning.

Now the Finals sit at a comfortable 2-2, a score that feels like a coffee break that never quite ends – enough to keep the fans awake, but not enough to let anyone close the laptop.

And as the Valkyries and Dream prepare for Game 5, the only thing certain is that the fans will keep waiting for the next twist in this marathon of hoops and hope.

if this one landed.