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The Bank of Investigations: More Cases, Same Empty Vaults

Business · 28 September 2026

The Bank of Investigations: More Cases, Same Empty Vaults

When the Treasury’s budget for anti‑trafficking units runs out, the police keep piling cases, but the evidence‑room stays half‑full. A new report finds the nation’s investigation activity has risen, yet the cha…

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