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Bed‑bug scare grounds Qantas Rome‑Perth Dreamliner

Business · 13 October 2026

Bed‑bug scare grounds Qantas Rome‑Perth Dreamliner

Qantas cancelled flight QF6 on the Rome‑to‑Perth route after passengers on an earlier leg complained of bed‑bug bites. The Boeing 787 Dreamliner was sent for an extra‑cleaning regimen, prompting a flurry of indus…

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