Tuesday, 13 October 2026

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Bed‑bug scare grounds Qantas Rome‑Perth Dreamliner

Bed‑bug scare grounds Qantas Rome‑Perth Dreamliner

A Qantas Boeing 787 Dreamliner operating the Rome‑to‑Perth route was cancelled after passengers on a preceding flight reported being bitten by bed bugs. The airline responded by scheduling an intensive extra‑cleaning of the aircraft.

The incident, involving flight QF6, prompted a wave of commentary from industry observers, who noted the potential reputational impact and the logistical challenge of deep‑cleaning a modern jet.

Qantas announced the cancellation without naming a specific executive, allowing the situation to speak for itself. The airline’s focus shifted to ensuring the aircraft returned to service with a thorough sanitising protocol.

Travel agents and insurers quickly referenced the event in their communications, highlighting the importance of hygiene assurances for travelers.

The Rome‑to‑Perth service now carries an added note of caution for passengers, who may wonder whether a night‑gown and a bug net are advisable for future journeys.

if this one landed.