Environment · 23 September 2026
Britain has announced a new military space squadron, a move described by one general as a response to regular jamming, but critics point out the unit will primarily consist of interns with a shared tablet.
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Sports · 23 September 2026
Red Bull confirms Isack Hadjar will continue as Max Verstappen’s 2027 teammate, keeping the Frenchman in the cockpit for another year of turbo‑charged drama.
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Business · 23 September 2026
The OECD reports that the global economy has weathered the Iran conflict better than feared, yet growth in the UK remains modest. City brass, armed with their usual briefings, find themselves debating whether a small dip…
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World · 23 September 2026
A 51‑person vessel reaches Dover after a 36‑hour sea trek, sparking a protest that ends with six arrests, while officials scramble for a proper cuppa amidst the chaos.
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Sports · 23 September 2026
Our intrepid Lad (Fariba Hashimi's clever disguise)
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Sports · 23 September 2026
In a one‑day thriller at Chester‑le‑Street, England outclassed Sri Lanka by 89 runs, with Will Jacks’ five‑wicket haul and Harry Brook’s 67 steering the hosts to victory.
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Sports · 23 September 2026
Mikel Artur has inked a fresh multi‑year contract with Premier League champions Arsenal, cementing his place at the helm after a series of boardroom briefings and a noticeably cold pot of tea.
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Business · 23 September 2026
The billionaire industrialist has suspended operations at three Humberside plants, citing a chasm in energy costs that he describes as mathematically impossible to bridge without a white magic incantation.
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Sports · 23 September 2026
At recent European tournaments, the rising star Luke Littler has faced a barrage of boos, sparking rumours of a possible exit. PDC officials vow to ban whistling, but Mark Webster insists the player will stay, even if…
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