Friday, 6 November 2026

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Spending Cuts: A Price‑Cutter or a Pandora’s Box?

Spending Cuts: A Price‑Cutter or a Pandora’s Box?

Cutting government spending is being touted as a way to slow price growth, but economists warn it could backfire.

Both the Reserve Bank and the government are already copping blame for outcomes that are largely out of their control.

Some analysts say that bending to pressure on spending might push the economy into a worse position, hinting at deeper problems.

The debate is already turning into a blame‑game, with market participants pointing out that the next headline could involve a recession, a debt spiral, or another unforeseen consequence.

In the meantime, the RBA’s communications team has issued a statement about resilience, while noting they are watching the fiscal experiment with keen interest.

The Australian economy remains a fertile ground for satire, as the phrase “market participants” now appears in more reports than the word “inflation.”

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