Foreign Lane: Andros Townsend's Roller Cart Reminder
Just like a stray kangaroo on vacation, the roller cart cut a path that left Andros stranded in a spin before he could join his team. It was an "anti-vibe" reminiscent of a shaggy dog story. Once he'd hopped off and taken a deep breath, he continued to chat up Australian beach babes, giving us a chance to enjoy a punchline he let slip around campfire tales: "Gotta love Aussie beach life.''
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