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Cummins to Face the Press in a Sandpaper Showdown Before Perth ODI

Cummins to Face the Press in a Sandpaper Showdown Before Perth ODI

Pat Cummins is set to answer a barrage of media queries at Cricket NSW’s headquarters at 9.30 am AEDT, following the sandpaper revelations detailed in former teammate Usman Khawaja’s recent book.

The press room was tinged with a metaphorical whiff of sandpaper, a reminder that the 2018 ball‑tampering saga still has a gritty edge.

Cummins, dressed in a crisp blazer, stepped up to the microphone to field questions about the allegations before Australia take on England in an ODI in Perth later that day.

Reporters fired their inquiries like a high‑pressure over, each seeking a response that could either defend the captain’s stance or expose further details.

In the end, the conference is just another innings before the real match, where the ball will have to stay smooth – no sandpaper required.

if this one landed.