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Cummins Goes Full‑Back: Sandpaper Claims Vanish in 70‑Minute Press Conference

Cummins Goes Full‑Back: Sandpaper Claims Vanish in 70‑Minute Press Conference

On Friday Pat Cummins sat down for a 70‑minute press conference, promising to answer every question thrown at him after Usman Khawaja’s book *Sabr* revived the 2018 sandpaper scandal.

Cummins methodically denied the allegations, stating Khawaja was “100 percent wrong” and that no member of the Australian squad was involved in any sandpaper‑related tampering. He added the book had no factual basis.

The session covered everything from the original ball‑tampering episode to the new claims in the book, with Cummins keeping a calm, almost zen composure throughout.

While the press conference cleared the air for the captain, the sandpapergate saga continues to buzz on cricket forums, proving that even a 70‑minute denial can’t sand away every rumor.

The episode underscores how quickly a single allegation can dominate headlines, even when the accused team leader insists the story is as dusty as the old scandal itself.

if this one landed.