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Eels Decry ‘Unfair’ One‑Game Ban on Spencer Leniu, Citing Crichton’s Pre‑Season Serve

Eels Decry ‘Unfair’ One‑Game Ban on Spencer Leniu, Citing Crichton’s Pre‑Season Serve

Parramatta Eels are fuming that Spencer Leniu cannot line up after receiving a one‑game suspension. The club’s grievance centres on the fact that Angus Crichton, who also received a one‑game ban during the 2022 World Cup, was permitted to serve his suspension during the pre‑season.

The Eels contend that if Crichton could serve his penalty before the season began, Leniu should be afforded the same option. They argue the current disciplinary code treats the two cases inconsistently, leaving Leniu on the sidelines while his teammates watch.

League officials, however, maintain that the code does not contain a provision for serving a suspension in the pre‑season. As a result, Leniu must sit out the next regular‑season match, a situation the club describes as “unfair” and “inconsistent with past practice.”

Fans have taken to social media with banners and memes poking fun at the dilemma, but the Eels’ management says they are exploring every possible avenue within the rules to get Leniu back on the field as soon as possible.

Until any rule change is made, Leniu will remain unavailable for selection, and the debate over pre‑season suspension service continues to ripple through the competition.

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