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Politics · 3 hrs ago
Pyongyang sent two ballistic missiles skimming the East Sea, the second covering over 600km, as the regime doubled down on its nuclear‑armed claim and brushed off a UN resolution.
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World · 4 hrs ago
On the final day of Russia’s wartime parliamentary vote, over a thousand drones buzzed over Moscow, prompting the mayor to call it the biggest ‘air show’ in the city’s history, while an oil refinery and a residen…
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World · 10 hrs ago
Hundreds of nationalist demonstrators attempted a march in The Hague, but a rain of fireworks and homemade projectiles turned the event into an impromptu pyrotechnic display, prompting riot police to intervene with more…
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Sports · 13 hrs ago
A debutant for Brisbane turned a promising preliminary final into a roller‑coaster of tears, cheers and bewildered Hawthorn supporters.
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World · 16 hrs ago
A plume of smoke and a dash of flame near Riyadh’s main airport prompted the Houthi movement to announce a ‘sensitive’ strike, while airlines scrambled for a new definition of ‘delayed take‑off’.
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World · 18 hrs ago
A chorus of European ministries and defence agencies sound the alarm over what they call Russian ‘hybrid’ attacks, prompting a continent‑wide sprint to fortify everything from power grids to baguettes.
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World · 19 hrs ago
During a breezy visit to Apple’s Cupertino campus, the Australian leader floated the idea of letting citizens simply unplug from artificial intelligence, while Apple staff pretended not to overhear.
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World · 19 hrs ago
The founders of the festival‑born, Kylie‑Jenner‑endorsed sunglasses empire have put their Byron Shire mansion on the market, joking that the property can’t contain their ever‑expanding brand‑centric universe.
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