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Khawaja & Warner Reignite Sandpaper Scandal, Steve Smith Watches from New York

Khawaja & Warner Reignite Sandpaper Scandal, Steve Smith Watches from New York

Usman Khawaja and David Warner have rekindled the sandpaper scandal, reigniting a controversy that has split the Australian Test camp.

The fresh claims have driven a noticeable wedge between the older generation of players and the newcomers, each side eyeing the other with fresh suspicion.

From a balcony high above the New York skyline, former captain Steve Smith watches the drama unfold, his trademark dry humor ready for whatever line the story takes next.

The cricket world now waits to see whether the scandal will be sanded smooth or leave a lasting scar on the national team’s reputation.

if this one landed.