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Chris Ashton calls Suaalii 'lost' after Twickenham defeat, questions Rugby Australia's league signings

Chris Ashton calls Suaalii 'lost' after Twickenham defeat, questions Rugby Australia's league signings

Former England international Chris Ashton has criticized Joseph-Aukuso Suaalii for appearing lost on the rugby field following a defeat at Twickenham.

Ashton, a dual international, stated that Suaalii looked out of place during the match. He used the performance to question why Rugby Australia continues to sign players from the league code.

The former star suggested that the recruitment strategy involves bringing in players who may not be suited to the union game, highlighting a disconnect in the selection process.

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