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Swans Secure AFLW Semi‑Final Spot, Bulldogs Sent Back to Kennel

Swans Secure AFLW Semi‑Final Spot, Bulldogs Sent Back to Kennel

Sydney's AFLW side secured a semi‑final berth after a dominant victory over the Western Bulldogs. The win saw star goalkicker Chloe Molly add to her tally.

The Bulldogs were relegated back to the kennel following the defeat.

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