Man Charged with Murder of Missing Limerick Woman Carrie Mullane

In a twist that would make even the most seasoned detective raise an eyebrow, a man has been formally charged with the murder of missing Limerick woman Carrie Mullane, despite her whereabouts still being a mystery.

The charge was announced by the Police Service of Northern Ireland (PSNI) as part of an ongoing investigation into her disappearance in County Fermanagh.

While the suspect remains at large, perhaps enjoying a pint somewhere in the north, the authorities have at least secured a murder charge—proof that you don’t need a body to get a headline.

Carrie Mullane’s disappearance was first reported last week, and her whereabouts remain unknown.

Ireland waits with bated breath to see whether the legal paperwork will catch up with the man before the mystery of her missing phone does.