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World · 2 days ago
A suspected cyber‑attack caused refrigeration systems in 13 SuperValu stores across Ireland to overheat, forcing staff to discard fresh produce and deal with a wave of unexpected food waste.
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World · 18 October 2026
Dublin becomes the laughingstock of the world as a bus full of local Gotham Blues fans suffers a disastrous bus crash in Dublin city centre.
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Entertainment · 15 October 2026
Irish author Sally Rooney, famed for Normal People, Intermezzo and Conversations With Friends, has had her titles withdrawn from UK retailers after publicly supporting Palestine Action, meaning her novels can no longer b…
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World · 13 October 2026
Mournful fire in Waterford town puts satirical spin on the local happenings.
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World · 6 October 2026
The 2027 Budget raises the higher‑rate tax threshold by €2,500, a change confirmed by Simon Harris and Jack Chambers. RTÉ will walk viewers through the new figure on Budget Day, offering a brief respite in the cost�…
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World · 2 October 2026
Talks to settle the Drumcree parade clash collapsed, and residents have shelved their court challenge, leaving the dispute as sticky as last year's rain.
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Sports · 27 September 2026
The Republic of Ireland soccer squad decides to battle against Israel in a thrilling UEFA Nations League clash, defying calls for a boycott. It all kicked off at a press conference.
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World · 23 September 2026
In a surprising turn of events, US President Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner and Iranian envoy Steve Witkoff sat down for a friendly chat during their joint visit to the United Nations, discussing topics like the…
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