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Britain’s ‘Critical Minerals’ Crisis: MPs Warn of Dangerous Dependence on China

Britain’s ‘Critical Minerals’ Crisis: MPs Warn of Dangerous Dependence on China

Parliament has sounded the alarm that Britain’s reliance on China for critical minerals could jeopardise everything from defence systems to artificial‑intelligence chips and the country’s net‑zero targets. MPs are calling for a centrally coordinated policy and dedicated funding to develop domestic mining and diversify supply chains.

The warning was delivered with a touch of irony: when a member first described the dependence as “dangerous”, the chamber’s coffee machine sputtered as if it too were running low on rare earths.

Committee members, who have been poring over the evidence, say the current supply chain – largely routed through Chinese channels – leaves the UK vulnerable to geopolitical shifts and price volatility. They argue that without a clear, government‑backed mining push, the nation could find its defence projects, AI development and renewable‑energy infrastructure stalled.

The report urges the Department for Energy Security to craft a national strategy that includes funding for new mines, incentives for private investment and partnerships with allied nations to secure alternative sources. In short, the message is clear: diversify or risk being left in the dust while the rest of the world powers up.

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