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Democratic hopeful’s party switch sparks Michigan’s most polite political mud‑slinging

Democratic hopeful’s party switch sparks Michigan’s most polite political mud‑slinging

Former Democratic Senate nominee Haley Stevens, who lost the Democratic nomination to Abdul El‑Sayed, surprised Michigan voters by endorsing the Republican candidate and slipping a crimson lapel pin onto her blazer.

The endorsement was immediately labeled a “despicable betrayal” by at least one prominent Democrat, sparking a chorus of disapproving statements that read like a family gathering of critical aunts.

Pollsters, already tracking seven Senate races classified as toss‑ups, now have an extra variable to consider: how much weight Michigan voters will give to a cross‑party endorsement versus other issues.

The move has injected fresh speculation into a race that, according to the latest Times/Siena poll, still sees Democrats holding a lead in most of the seven national toss‑up contests, though the Michigan contest remains especially close.

Analysts note that the endorsement could either fracture the Democratic base or simply become a footnote in an already tight election, leaving Michigan voters with front‑row seats to a drama that feels part reality‑TV, part constitutional convention, all highlighted by an unexpected change of political colors.

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