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KMD Brands, owner of Rip Curl and Kathmandu, in exclusive talks with US retail giant

KMD Brands, owner of Rip Curl and Kathmandu, in exclusive talks with US retail giant

KMD Brands, the parent company of Rip Curl and Kathmandu, confirmed on Monday it is in exclusive talks with an unnamed US consumer brand group about a possible takeover.

The surf‑and‑outdoor world is used to fierce competition, but the idea of a US retail behemoth eyeing wetsuits and backpacks feels like a shark in a boardroom. The talks remain confidential, so the American side stays a faceless silhouette, probably sipping lukewarm coffee.

In corporate‑finance speak, “exclusive discussion” simply means the lawyers are busy, phones are ringing and share prices may feel a slight tremor. No decision has been made yet whether the deal would be hostile or friendly.

If the talks succeed, Rip Curl and Kathmandu could move from being iconic surf‑and‑adventure brands to line items on a global retailer’s due‑diligence spreadsheet. Investors are watching with the same patience a surfer has for the perfect wave.

if this one landed.