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Tax Thresholds Stuck in the Slow Lane: Healey’s Budget Keeps the Freezes Turning

Tax Thresholds Stuck in the Slow Lane: Healey’s Budget Keeps the Freezes Turning

The new budget has frozen income‑tax thresholds at the same levels as last year, while wages are expected to rise in line with inflation. That combination means anyone earning a little more will see a larger slice of the increase go to tax.

In plain English, the government’s decision to keep the brackets static is a polite way of saying, “Earn more, pay more.” The result is thinner pay‑slips even though the cost of everyday items continues to climb.

For anyone watching their net income, the message is clear: without new thresholds to cushion the rise in earnings, the tax‑free “extra” you hoped for will be swallowed by the tax man.

The budget’s freeze is a reminder that, in the current economic climate, inflation is not just a headline – it directly influences how much of your hard‑earned money you keep.

Overall, the policy leaves taxpayers facing higher effective tax rates as their salaries keep pace with price rises, even though the official tax bands remain unchanged.

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