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Riches Reap Double Dividend from Climate Catastrophes

Riches Reap Double Dividend from Climate Catastrophes

When the climate crisis pays the super‑rich twice, Oxfam warns the rest of us may not get a refund.

A new Oxfam report shows that the world’s wealthiest are cashing in on both the causes and the costs of climate change, with disaster‑recovery investments widening inequality and encouraging delays in action.

The analysis finds that the richest 1 % earn a ‘double dividend’ – one from the emissions that drive the crisis and another from the payouts that follow when disasters strike.

Oxfam says investors are increasingly pouring money into disaster‑recovery funds, turning humanitarian crises into a new asset class.

This creates a financial incentive to keep emissions high, because the larger the disaster, the bigger the payout from recovery investments.

If global temperatures keep rising, the value of that second dividend will grow, underscoring how wealth can be made at the expense of the rest of us.

The report serves as a cautionary tale that the next climate crisis may be as much about wealth redistribution as it is about survival.

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