Sunday, 25 October 2026

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Australia A carves up USA as Nick Frost darts over for a try

Australia A carves up USA as Nick Frost darts over for a try

Australia A ran circles around the USA, leaving the opposition looking like tourists who missed the map. The highlight came when Nick Frost leapt over the line, his try as clean as a freshly‑wiped blackboard.

The USA defence folded under the relentless Aussie pressure, each attempt looking more like a game of musical chairs than a coordinated effort. Passes vanished into thin air, and the crowd could only watch the ball slip away.

When the final whistle blew, the scoreboard told the same story: Australia A had dominated from start to finish, and even the commentators could only shrug at the sheer simplicity of the result.

if this one landed.